Hello everybody. This is my guide to getting the best out of your magic skills. Impressing people and having fun is much more important to me than achieving any real practical benefit but if that happens too then so much the better. I couldn't be bothered with all that apprenticing and years of study malarkey so I just taught myself magic by picking it up along the way. Although I am justly very proud of my achievements this may account for my surprising & unexpected results sometimes. Subtlety is definitely not one of my traits so I only choose to learn spells that are as bright, noisy and obvious as possible - what's the point of doing something that nobody notices? Here is a handy key to the important stuff. Each spell gets 1-5 nice little flashing
pictures for each category. The Oops! links will teleport you to an account of when things went a bit wrong. These will gradually become active as I catch up with events in my journal.
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CANTRIPS
These are a piece of cake to cast and there are so many to choose from you're
bound to find something for any occasion.
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FIREBALL
This one is a bit more tricky to pull off so you really need to concentrate.
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HYPNOTIC PATTERN
Just wave a sparkler about a bit and Beelzebub's your uncle.
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SCATTERSPRAY
Quite an easy one this and especially good for playing pranks on miserable fruit
& veg stallholders.
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STINKING CLOUD
Not too tricky to pull off. You can get on with other stuff while casting it.
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